I eat PINK for breakfast.

2pworth:

imthatnicegirl:

alexisasmartbimbo:

quirkedreality:

womaninterrupted:

rubenesquewaitress:

queeniegalore:

Shakespeare rocking the greatest insult of them all - IN YOUR FACE.

“In your face” has been in use for hundreds of years…

Ooh, I love ‘thou crusty batch.’ I am so using that.

THOU CREAM-FACED LOON.

we should try this :) Scratching could not make it worse… such a face as yours. Lol.

Can’t decide between “Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.” and “I was searching for a fool when I found you.” EPIC WIN

“She is spherical, like a globe. I could find out countries in her.”

“Upon the next tree shalt thou hang alive, till famine cling thee.” For thou shalt ne’er gain from thy abominable stupidity. :)

(Source: sexsmartbepositive)